Jolly Bee/Station Fish & Chips

Dining/Drinking
#21

I smell something fishy going on here

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#22

They were caught between a rock and hard plaice but when everyone chipped in, it was salted.

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#23

This thread has really turned into a load of codswallop.

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#24

Holy mackerel… I’m wh.eel.ing off funny folks!

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#25

“Vot kind of fish do you like?”

“Don’t tell him pike!”

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#26

The scale of some of these posts is flippering appalling.
The thread has no useful porpoise and is some of the worst trawling I have seen on this site for some time.

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#27

I’ll sling me ’ook!

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#28

Or, as they say in the closing credits of French movies…

FIN

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#29

I was caught between a Rock & a hard Plaice. But chose a battered sausage.

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#30

I dropped a pollock. I didn’t see that one had been used already @NL1. I’ll scampi off to my perch.

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#31

You’re skating on thin ice with these repeats, but don’t worry about it. I wouldn’t want you to get a chip on your shoulder.

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#32

Too many fish puns already - you dreadful punners should piscine and not heard !

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#33

Is this the end of the line? Or will someone shoal us the way with yet more depths of turbot-charged punning?

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#34

You threw more bait we’ll just have to wait & sea who has a tiddler or a monster of the deep on the horizon.

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#35

It’s oh-fish-ial, it’s time to split the gills and hope there is no salmonella in the mix

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#36

I wish the same thing would happen to the Dartmouth Arms.

Will my pre-pandemic Jolly Bee loyalty card still be valid? I only needed one more fish stamp for a free fish ‘n’ chips!

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#37

Meanwhile, back in the real world…

A Jolly Bee leaflet arrived today saying that there is 15 minutes’ free parking across the road at Forest Hill station. Is that right? Jolly useful if so!

#38

We got one of those. It says “we are re-open from 01 November”, so I suppose I couldn’t have been

when I walked past earlier today, because it certainly appeared to be open and there was an ‘open’ sign on the door, and people inside. Maybe it was a rehearsal for 01 Nov re-opening? Or maybe it will be under new-new management from 01 Nov?

The leaflet also promises half priced “everyhting” in this first week of re-opening. I guess ‘everyhting’ is a kind of fish I hadn’t heard of before?

#39

On the parking sign all its says is you have to pay within 10mins of parking. So no idea if you go in a bay up to 10 mins whether you pay or not. So be careful incase you get ‘caught’ out.

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#40

15 mins free parking is a pretty good deal. However, if there were to be big queue in the Jolly Bee - say on a popular Friday evening - you would need to get your skate[s] on to get back to your car if you want to avoid a ticket !

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