Oh believe me, they’re not so cute at 1am, 2am 3am … night after night … directly under the bedroom window.
Nor when they bring all the leftovers from the local chicken shop and leave it all over the garden. And use it as a toilet. And smash all the fences to get through to all the neighbours’ gardens!
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I shooed them off several times last night only for one of them to return and spray in the porch. Especially lovely as our house is on the market! I’m beginning to think they work for a rival estate agent. Why us? Why now after all these years of peace? Can we get an ASBO?
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So a combination of constant shooing the foxes away and then the installation of our ultrasonic whistling thingy in the porch at night seemed to work. Then I felt guilty and we removed the ultrasonic whistling thingy and one of the foxes - just the one this time - returned and ate the insulation off of our ourside tap.
So the whilstler’s back on again.
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Wow - I’d have thought there are better pickings for foxes in London, but perhaps lockdown has hit them too!!
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When I lived up on Sydenham Hill they used to do my head in.
This is what the foxes thought of our ultrasonic noise emitter…
Coincidentally they did the same thing to the fox spray bottle we left outside.
Sometimes it really does feel like they are trolling us.
Their loud night antics are also keeping us up at night if it makes you feel any better.
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We recently had a random flat tire on our car - totally deflated with holes in the side that I thought might have been deliberate, if not a very unfortunate brush with a sharp object by a kerb. Mr Kwikfit took a look and reckons it was a fox claw/bite! I’m still not sure I believe it, but this thread makes me think they might be sentient and wanted to express frustration with LTNs being removed.
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I must admit to getting a bit excited whenever I see a fox walk down the road or across my path, they are very beautiful creatures. But by god they are troublesome and annoying sh**s, particularly in cities.
A slashed tyre by foxes is a new one!
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When my husband was fixing the replacement insulation to our outside tap, a fox sauntered up and stared at him before turning and chewing at my car trim.
I do have a slow leak in a tyre, but I think that’s down to Halfords as it coincides with them replacing a tyre (probably unnecessarily) as part of a service. I drove straight off from Halfords 150 miles down the motorway and arrived to find my tyre was flat as a pancake. It’s had a slow leak ever since.
Maybe the fox is sponsored by Halfords?
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The evidence is mounting!
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Foxes are nowhere near as bold in the countryside as they are in London. If you actually want to see them in all their glory you can ‘squeak’ them in by rubbing a piece of cork on some glass (windscreens are good). It’s how me and my dad call them in when we go foxing (which I haven’t done in some time).
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I have seen 1 fox since moving to Norfolk. We had a den at the bottom of our garden in FH.
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They don’t have any natural or determined predators within the M25. Rather, the only real threat they face on the whole in this country is armed humans. On the South Downs in W. Sussex the most you’d realistically get in the bag with a thermal optic mounted on your rifle is about eight foxes. Given permission I could probably shoot upwards of thirty in Crystal Palace park in one night alone… Which is clearly impractical given the proximity of nearby dwellings and lack of backstops.
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My son has recently had to replace his car windscreen, as there was a split at the bottom which grew in the time he had to wait to get it replaced (needed a specialist appointment).
He strongly suspects it was broken by foxes, as their paw prints are all over the car.
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Yep looks like they enjoy scaling cars…
They’ve got the right colour uniform, you might be on to something
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Not guilty, m’lud. With the exception of an air rifle I don’t own any guns. The guns I help my dad use on the foxes are all held on his license.
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